*editted*

*those in blue are malay to english translation*

*requested by angeline*

this is gonna be kekek-ness! haha.

my story.

just got back from a walk which i happen to meet up with ash at khatib mrt. this is our conversation.

i said, "ash! ape kau buat kat sini? da pukul 12.20am sia! kau da giler kepe?! haha."

(ash! what you doing here? its 12.20am sia! u crazy already izit? haha.)

ash said, "aku gi jumpe gerl ah. hehe. dier de problem cket bro! anyway, kau da makan?"

(i went to meet gerl ah. hehe. got some problems, bro! anyway, u eaten already?)

i said, "jumpe gerl or wad! haha. ape problem? anyway, aku blom makan."

(meet gerl or wad! haha. wad problem? anyway, i have not eaten.)

ash said, "lepak pat mac kepe? aku ajak tu gerl skali. mau pe? hehe."

(chill at mac? i bring along gerl. want anot? hehe.)

i said, "bleh. the nite is still young ah bro! nnt aku calling member aku jgk. aku de story."

(can. the nite is still young ah bro! later i call down my fren too. i got some story.)

so we went to Northpoint's McDonalds to eat. ash's fren came by and i brought my fren along. time we reached Northpoint: 1am. Number of people: 4. and the conversation started off serious by ash's fren then started to giggle over my fren's joke.

*conversation kept confidential*

by the time we ended talking, it was already 2.14am. ash's fren, Rosnadia, had to leave already. and for my fren, Lina, she gave each of us a hug and went off with Rosnadia. since Rosnadia and Lina lives nearby, blk 297 and blk 130, me and ash decided to send them home via cab. after sending off Lina to her house, me and ash decided to stay outside for a moment to have a talk about something. *wonder what's that something? ask me or ash. haha.*

we walked and walked and we reached blk 165. ash find this blk number very familiar and i have that feeling too. *blk sape ah?! (whose blk ah?!)* okay nvm. drop it. we lepak there til 4.30am and decided to go to my house.

*hot news*

otw home, near block 612 (nearby my house), we saw these 3 chicks near the roadside. we thought they were bapok! serious shit! sumpah setia! but we gave a closer look as they were looking at us. hehe. so we walked pass them and a conversation started.

*those in grey are some malay lingo kinda joke. it sounds weird in english*

ash randomly said, "lydia!"

(lydia!)

one of them said, "huh? do i know you?"

me and ash started laughing.

ash said, "you look familiar. tats y i randomly say the name."

the same gerl said, "ohh. tats my name. u got that right."

ash said, "ohh really? hehe. alright. so wad are you doing here at this hour?"

i said, "da mula la tu! oi ashrap! nak gi rumah aku ke nk jual minyak?"

(there you go again. oi ashrap! want to go to my house or sell oil?)

ash replied, "minyak ape?"

(what kinda oil?)

i replied, "minyak urat!"

(veins oil!)

then the three gerls and ash started laughing.

lydia said, "u due tk balek ke? da kul 5 tau!"

(the both of you not going home yet? its 5 already you know!)

ash and i said, "alahh. skali skale lepak mlm gini okay pe."

(alahh. once in a while okay wad.)

rini (lydia's fren) said, "wahh! abg-abg kite lepak mlm sey! hehe."

(wahh! these big brothers chill at nite sey! hehe.)

ash said, "standard. single-mingle ma. tkde org nk amek kesah. anyway, ade tagged?"

(standard. we are single ma. no one cares. anyway, you got tagged?)

lydia said, "ade. *she gave her email to ash.* this is my email add. dun forget to give me love k?"

ash said, "insya'allah."

(if allah forbids.)

i said, "alhamdulillah. member aku dpt email chicks sey!"

(praise allah! my fren got chicks's number sey!)

then the cab came and they had to rush off to geylang. that's what they said when they took the cab. HAHAHAHA!

i said, "ALAMAK! LAIN MACAM JE!!"

(ALAMAK! This feels strange.)

ash said, "CANCEL ORDER BRO!"

both started laughing. then it was home sweet home.

*this is an inside joke we had. and the night was funny eventhough it was unexpected for us to meet up. haha! wanna know the full story? hmmmmm. TOO BAD! oni authorised people can know about it. hahaha! anyway, ash is laughing his ass off while we wrote this together. haha!*

nites people! or shall i say, GOOD MORNING! hahaha. bye.