________________________________________________________________

Today I read the Reader's Digest and found a funny article under the "Laughter, The Best Medicine" section. One should read up this section because some of it's article is really hilarious! Ok! Here goes,
________________________________________________________________

A struggling actor walks into a zoo, looking for work.

"The gorilla, one of the star atrractions, has just died," says the manager. "I'll pay you $300 a day to dress in this monkey suit and pretend to be him."

The actor agrees and spends the next few minutes in a cage amusing visitors. But they soon grow bored and moved on to the lion enclosure next door.

Desperate to keep his new job, the actor climbs up the wall and dangles just out of the lion's reach. This infuriates the lion but delights the visitors.

The actor performs the stunt every day, drawing huge crowds. Thrilled, the zoo manager increases his daily wage to $500.

Then one day, the actor loses his grip and lands at the lion's feet. It chases him around the cage until he starts screaming, "Help Me! Help Me!" Then the lion pounces on the actor. "Shut up you idiot," it says. "Do you want the both of us to get fired?!"
________________________________________________________________